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Mothers Day Card

Mothers Day Card

My son was so excited to give me his Mother's Day gift, and he insisted I open it Friday. It was a card, and he made it with his two precious little hands:

Ahhh. How sweet. There was a note pasted inside with "My Mom" at the top, followed by a list of fill-in-the-blank statements. Apparently, the teacher asked him the questions and wrote down what he said.  "My mom makes pizza. My mom looks pretty when she wears her bicycle shirt." (It's a tank top from J. Crew with a bike on the front. Dillon says he likes it because it's sparkly.)

But take a look at the last one:

Mothers Day Card

Mothers Day Card

Well I am never funny? Never?

Never.

Well, alrighty then.