Dear Vicky, You're hot. Even if you did get a little, um, dirty in the mail.
I ain't gonna lie, I own some of your stuff. But here's a tip: Don't send ads like this to a pregnant woman. Ever.
Not cool, my friend. Not cool.
To the rest of you (*she whispers so Vicky can't hear*), you feel me?
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